Social Media Butterflies Pillows

Love at first text.

Facelift Book.

"Never mind the water - we're missing cocktails with the gang."

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The Conversation Cafe

Cellphone Addiction

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

"Charitable giving, recycling, compassion for the poor and needy. . . good, good. . . quick look at the social med - Holy Mother Of God!"

"It's asking me if I want to share my selection on Facebook."

"I'm, like, really really upset about the, like, current situation in the Middle East...."

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"

"Twitching fingers, coupled with feelings of malaise, weakness, anger and exasperation. You're suffering from On-Line Opinion Fatigue Syndrome."

'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Crowds gathhering around the internet

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

How to take a really honest, no make-up selfie.

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Interesting how fast everybody on social media went from being experts on covid to being experts on foreign relations."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cocktails on the verandah.