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Social Isolator Pillows
Explore cozy pillows crafted for the social loner—perfect for creating a personal sanctuary. Embrace their space with a touch of humor and comfort, making their resting spot uniquely theirs.
A vampire in a canoe.
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
Cellphone Islands
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'
'Modern romance'
Socially distanced sledding
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"It's a pizza leaflet..."
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
Confined by Coronavirus
"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."
"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
Go away
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
Self-Isolatteion
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
The Lone Ranger at Home
You are now entering the middle of nowhere
2020 Panic Room
The social isolation of the entomologist...
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."
Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.
The New Normal
"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."
Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.
Elbow Sex
Desert Island Zoom Support Group.
Social Isolator Pillows Collection
Social Isolator Mugs
Looking for more ways to brighten a social isolator’s day? Check out our collection of funny and thoughtful mugs designed to celebrate their love for solitude.
Social Isolator Prints
Discover art prints that humorously and beautifully capture the essence of solitude. Ideal for decorating their favorite quiet corner.
Social Isolator T-Shirts
Want to find the perfect casual wear for a social isolator? Our t-shirts feature playful and witty designs that speak to their preference for alone time.