Social Hierarchy Savants Pillows

"So long, Bill. This is my club. You can't come in."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

The breakup

Donald Glover

American Roulette

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

The Good Breathing Guide

Tarzan mobile phone

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

Office of the PR of the United States

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

"I'm going to use Aversion Therapy. Get better or pay me $300 an hour."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Those are all my passwords."