Social Ghost Prints

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

I.T. Fear

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Private Viewing

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"