Social Gaming Mugs

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"B-14!. . . B. . . Uh, excuse me. . . Nellie?! Would you care to step up here and share your 'bile duct' problems with the rest of the group?!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Marco ..."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

Yummy Mummies

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Glyndebourne

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Internet Cafe.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"