Social Climber Enthusiast Mugs

"A penthouse on Central Park West . . . not bad for a second-tier private-school kid from a postwar co-op on Riverside Drive, eh?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Yummy Mummies

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Rubbish and Everest

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

'Why are you people following me?'

Lady having her hair dyed

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

No U Turn.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

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