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"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

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"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Have you hugged your money today?

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Redeemable Securities.

'...and remember, it will be the biggest investment you'll ever make.'

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."