Social Fund Aficionado Prints

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

Have you hugged your money today?

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Redeemable Securities.

'Economist'

'...and remember, it will be the biggest investment you'll ever make.'