Social Evolutionists Pillows

Then & Now

"We're following Carrot Top."

Wal-Mart Ruling

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Foreclosed

NHS Stabbing Ward

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Evolution on the brink

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Every Day Is Fundraising Time

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

SUPREME COURT: thank you for not social engineering beyond this point!

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Police Benevolent Fund

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Sport Darwinism

Nerd night out.

Drug misuse research institute.

Most liberal slots on The Strip

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

Finnish Line

"We'd like the Washington Redskins to keep their name, but to pay us royalties."

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

"I should start a podcast."

'Whoa, don't ask me any math questions -- I'm a SOCIAL engineer!'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

Political Leaders Worried about the Deficit Should Worry More about Revolution

"Refugees? I don't see any refugees. I just wonder why I can still stand...the Mediterranean sea is six meters deep here..."

Down Comes the Olive Tree

"No one owes you a living - get a job!"