Social Evolutionists Mugs

Then & Now

"We're following Carrot Top."

Wal-Mart Ruling

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

NHS Stabbing Ward

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Evolution on the brink

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

SUPREME COURT: thank you for not social engineering beyond this point!

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Sport Darwinism

Nerd night out.

Police Benevolent Fund

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

Drug misuse research institute.

Most liberal slots on The Strip

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

Finnish Line

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

"I should start a podcast."

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

'Whoa, don't ask me any math questions -- I'm a SOCIAL engineer!'

"Refugees? I don't see any refugees. I just wonder why I can still stand...the Mediterranean sea is six meters deep here..."

'So NOW there's universal health care!'