Social Engineering Enthusiast Pillows

"What do I know. You're low on investment bankers in your neck of the woods, so the country is releasing a couple."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Moses and the bridge.

"Never marry an engineer."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Black Crayon

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

August Comte

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

Say no to violence against women

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

SUPREME COURT: thank you for not social engineering beyond this point!