Societal Change Enthusiast Pillows

Ignore the problem $5

"Funny how you never hear a man being asked how he could combine a marriage with a career."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Black Crayon

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'I drink to bring about change.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Karl Marx

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Jeremy Bentham

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

Vote

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."