Social Distancing Meme Fans Pillows

The Magnificent Seven adhere to the covid rule of six

Fist Bumper Cars

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"You may now wave at the bride."

Christmas 2020

Antisocial Distancing

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Hey! No hugging."

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

Tunnel of Love in Covid Times

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Get Back In Your House!

Social Distancing in the Arctic

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

"Watch it, Pal! I WILL come closer than six feet!"

"I think you can safely remove that now."

The "First" Thanksgiving

Social Distancing at Ben and Jerry's

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

"Rising or setting?"

Beverage Service "Distancing"

When everyone needs to self-isolate.

"Sure, they have evidence - but right now they can't touch you."

Quarantined Matryoshkas

This isn't a viable plan. They say we're going ahead with the season but the players must stay six feet apart at all times.

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

"Remember . . . . no handshaking."

The future of boxing

Chiropractor wearing mask and social distancing from patient