Quarantine Meme Lover Pillows

City Welcome Sign: Please stay away until 2022

"And now the latest..."

Comicron

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"Closed until further notice."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

Xmas Labour Shortage

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

COVID-19 dime

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

My Covid passport

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

Antisocial Distancing

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Toilet Paper Hill

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Covid Back to School

"Behave sensibly!"

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

2020 vs. 2023

Refresher course

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.