Quarantine Meme Collector Pillows

Get Back In Your House!

"Good afternoon sir, do you realise it's only 3 o'clock and you've already started drinking alcohol?..."

Antisocial Distancing

Comicron

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Strainspotting

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"Closed until further notice."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

Xmas Labour Shortage

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

COVID-19 dime

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

My Covid passport

Toilet Paper Hill

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Behave sensibly!"

2020 vs. 2023

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

Refresher course