Quarantine Meme Collector Pillows

Get Back In Your House!

"Good afternoon sir, do you realise it's only 3 o'clock and you've already started drinking alcohol?..."

Antisocial Distancing

Comicron

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Strainspotting

"Closed until further notice."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Xmas Labour Shortage

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

COVID-19 dime

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

"Still too close."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

My Covid passport

Toilet Paper Hill

Refresher course

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

2020 vs. 2023

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Behave sensibly!"