"Always a pleasure to see you, Jane, even if only at a safe distance."
Social Distance Scheduler Gifts
Looking for a gift for the social distance scheduler in your life? Our collection captures the playful side of maintaining boundaries with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These gifts are ideal for anyone navigating social space with a sense of humor, offering a lighthearted reminder of the times we live in. Brighten their day and give them a chuckle while honoring their commitment to personal space.
Distance to avoid contagion
'Modern romance'
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
Stay apart & stay happy
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
The New Normal
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
Elbow Sex
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
You are here - They are there
Socially Distancing Clowns
Pick Your Own
Campground closed until further notice
Working from home.
"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."
Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!
"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"
Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."
"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."
Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.
"Please to meet you."
Social Distance Scheduler Gifts Collection
Social Distance Scheduler Mugs
Explore our collection of social distance scheduler mugs, perfect for bringing humor to your morning routine or gifting with a witty twist.
Social Distance Scheduler Pillows
Browse our pillows that celebrate social distancing with a humorous touch. Cozy, quirky, and perfect for any space that could use a little humor.
Social Distance Scheduler Prints
Discover prints that capture the fun side of social boundaries. Add some witty decor to your walls or gift someone a cheeky reminder of personal space.
Social Distance Scheduler T-Shirts
Check out our social distance scheduler t-shirts, where humor meets style, making a statement about personal space that’s both fun and stylish.