Social Distance Dater Mugs

"And then she walked into my life..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

Christian Speed Dating

Stay apart & stay happy

The Face Mask

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

Elbow Sex

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

I love you

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

Socially Distancing Clowns

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"