Social Discomfort Enthusiasts Mugs

"Why don't you go back to your house for dessert and coffee?"

"Man's best friends."

"They're comfortable."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Crumbs of Comfort

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"I don't like roughing it..."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

The cushions are very soft !

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

"Are we aging in place?"

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

'I can't get out of bed. I don't know if it's the depression or my brand new hand-crafted mattress from Slumber Village.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse