Social Cue Decoder Mugs

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

DIY horror.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Physical or Social Science?'

Information vs. confusion

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

IKEA Book

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'Oh, and remember, Sir, whatever you do, please don't go staring at Mr. Winterhouse's glass eye.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"You'll fit in just fine."

Marooned Optometrist

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"This way, the humans get the message."

'Sorry, no carbs.'

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'