Humorous Message Decoder Mugs

"This way, the humans get the message."

Barks in code.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Information vs. confusion

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

Russian Missiles Incognito

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"This is my voice mail."

Marooned Optometrist

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Text/Subtext Message

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'His paintings always have a message.'