Social Cause Joker Mugs

The society for the recognition of stupidity as a bona fide disability.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

Reboot Me.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Psych!'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'