Social Cause Joker Gifts

The society for the recognition of stupidity as a bona fide disability.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Minority Report Is Real

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Reboot Me.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Psych!'