Charity Joker Mugs

"I gave at the office."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Alms Bank

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Me and my money are soon parted

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'