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Bee Introvert

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'Hello, my name is Death'

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Anyone home?"

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Extrovert/Introvert.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

'Happy new year'

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"I forgot to charge him."

"Oh, thank God!"

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

"What did you say your super power was again?"

"Personally, I never liked tea parties."

"It looks like Diane is putting together another one of her parties."

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."