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'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

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"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Piggy Bank ATM

"House red, sir?"

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Always bought low.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

I've seen your salary requirements, now I'll tell you your market price.

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

"The bowling ball represents what you want to be paid, while the mini-pea represents what I think you're worth."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'I'd love to pay you what you're worth Simpson, but I'm tied by the minimum wage now.'

Scrooge and his piggy bank

And what's really cool is they pay peanuts!

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'We need to discuss your disposable income.'

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

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