Social Anxiety Reliever Gifts

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Meat Grinder

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"