Social Anxiety Gifts

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

Agoraphobics Annual Convention

Nervous at a party.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

That party went well.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm thinking of getting pregnant to avoid houseguests."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

Out of my comfort zone

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Worry tank

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Things that go beep in the night.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I feel we're making progress."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."