Social Anxiety Awareness Gifts

'Next showing: 1:00'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

Prejudice/Empathy

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Nervous at a party.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

Democracy In Action

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Another form of performance anxiety.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

"Tonight's headlines..."

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

Six feet and a smile

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."