Soccer Superstar Worshipper T-Shirts

Bruno Fernandes

Church for sports worshipers.

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

The Goalkeeper

Marilyn's Rushmore

Children playing football.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

A woman watches football on her computer.

Wilfried Zaha

Soccer coach of the year.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Gareth Bale

Lionel Messi

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Goal

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Professional football.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Jennifer Aniston

Football Planet

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"