Soccer Superstar Worshipper Mugs

Bruno Fernandes

Church for sports worshipers.

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Children playing football.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Soccer coach of the year.

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Goal

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Professional football.

Football Planet

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"