Soccer Style Icon Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Football

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Congratulations on the new you!

The Goalkeeper

1930's Lady.