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The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Fist Bumper Cars

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man cheers

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Childhood

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Windmill

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I need a jump!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Automatic swing machine

Swinging on the Chandelier

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

New York Gondolier

Skipping girl.

Bottle tossing

'You're away, Doc!'

Bumper Cars of Love.