Soccer Scholar Mugs

Football Fans

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I really crammed last night.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

Ball as water-melon.

K9 Literati

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

National Academy of Sport

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I think I've scored.'

The Goalkeeper

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Football team discussions.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

The Giamatti era

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football player taking the ball home.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football heads...

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A scarecrow goalie