Soccer Nerd Mugs

Ghoul Keeper

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Centaur Forward

Watching the football.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Men can show their emotions!