Soccer Mom Sympathizer Prints

Vive La Résistance.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Baby Footballer

Ball and Chain

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Football fan

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Big match day.

'Do you love me more than City?'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Football Tattoo.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

Football Sisyphus

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."