Soccer Lovers Mugs

Football Time.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

Centaur Forward

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I think I've scored.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Watching the football.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Football