Soccer Fanatics Mugs

"We've just paid £10million, so your salary will be £3.75.. "

Adam and Eve Shown A Red Card in the Garden of Eden.

'The church is packed, since I started showing the football on a Sunday!'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"We're not bothered-we have Mr.Blobby down our end!"

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

'I predict you're going to ask me, "What's up with my crystal ball?" It was on sale.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

Wenger outside FA Headmaster's office.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Footballer playing for time

England's Euro 2020 Campaign: Warming! May Cause Drowsiness. . .

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Fly Football

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"