Soccer Art Enthusiast Mugs

Football Museum

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Egyptian Football

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Watching the football.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Men can show their emotions!

Football

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Teenage Angst.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Football player taking the ball home.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Football heads...

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

The Birth of Soccer

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

A scarecrow goalie