Sports Art Lover Mugs

Phil Foden

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Giant white horse.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'