Sobriety Sage Mugs

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Sigmund Freud.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

That party went well.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

How to believe in yourself.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street