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"Dry January?"

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

A vampire in a canoe.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"You there - shoo!"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."