Sober Curious Adventurer Mugs

"Dry January?"

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

A vampire in a canoe.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"You there - shoo!"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."