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Henry Persil

Holiday time.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

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Mash-Test Dummies.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Shopping Trolley

'Blast it's raining!'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Chicken Soup

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

Bird in a Bubble.

Out for a spell.

'I see a body of water...with soap.'

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'

Brighter than white laundry soap.

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

Dog Bath.

"He's my cousin from Texas."

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

"This alphabet soup keeps making wisecracks!"