Snuggie Enthusiast Pillows

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Gesundheite!'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

How cats see their home

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man