Snuff Collector Mugs

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I'm in disguise."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Pass that."

S**t Threw a Goose

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

A complimentary biscuit

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"No offense."