Snowy Stroll Enthusiast Gifts

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Walking the dog.

Dog Poop in the Snow

Non-Denominational Carols

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

Ice Skater

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'It is too snowing!'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Festive squad

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Oi to the world!

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Phone Mittens

Angels making snow humans

Staying Warm.

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

Turtle Sledge

"Daddy, is it true that snowmen fart snowflakes?"