Snowy Saunterer Gifts

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Clown Skis.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

January Joiner

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Barbecue in the snow.

Musical Snowman

Skiing

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Ice Fishing

Sledding

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

'Say, Fred...'

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

You are here...

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

Moses Moguls