Snowy Landscape Lover Pillows

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

Nature Lovers

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Rating the Sunset

J. M. W. Turner

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Meanwhile...in Albania

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Artist paints an artist.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Getting ready for spring

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.