Snowy Landscape Lover Prints

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Gesundheit.'

Nature Lovers

Ice Skater

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Rating the Sunset

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Artist paints an artist.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Vast Wasteland Ahead

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Getting ready for spring

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm