Snowshoe Fans Mugs

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Snow is falling...

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

Shoe Whore

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'